Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Lewis Black is not joking.

I was a big fan of Lewis Black way back when.

What is funny is he has a more cohesive plan for gun control that the Brady Bunch who use him as a mascot.



Morgan asked: “what can it seriously, realistically do?”

“Billion dollar lottery, and you can only get a ticket by handing in a gun,” Black replied, deadpanning, “I guarantee they will do it.”
This was on CNN so apparently no one saw it.

Black is right about one thing, I am too exhausted to write more about him.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Bill Cosby must be joking.

Bill Cosby: “When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.”




BOSTON GLOBE
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS
JANUARY 8, 1993

ELITE IN NYC ARE PACKING HEAT

Celebrities vie to get on coveted list: police roster of approved gun carriers
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By Colum Lynch
SPECIAL TO THE GLOBE
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NEW YORK - Bill Cosby is on the list. Joan Rivers, too. And Donald Trump, William F. Buckley, Jr., Arthur Ochs Sulzberger and Howard Stern. There's even a Rockefeller on it - Laurence. Harry Connick Jr. is not on the list and it cost him a night in jail.

The list is of a select group of New Yorkers who have been granted the privilege of firepower: a permit from the New York Police Department to carry a concealed weapon when stepping out onto the streets of New York City.

Link

That is funny right there.