Wednesday, March 13, 2013

It's good to have another song

It's called...

Just a Girl (with my AR-15)

FIRST DRAFT

See a pink rifle I might buy
Lies exposed
No big Media Surprise
They don't think I know
Exactly how to stand
And shoot a gun
Exactly like a man


'Cause I'm just a girl, with my AR-15
I don't want no shotgun for this fight
I'm just a girl, no rape whistle for me
So don't let me have any rights

Joe… I've had it up to here

The moment you hear someone outside
Shoot at the door
Is very bad advice
Can't defend the life that I hold so dear
Without my carry gun
That you fear
 

'Cause I'm just a girl, with my AR-15
Won't walk with a group
Late at night
I'm just a girl, Guess my Kung Fu is weak

'Cause 300 pound Linebackers
I can't fight

I'm just a girl,
On myself I won't pee
Just your typical stupid advice

Joe… I've had it up to here

Shall… not be infringed… Clear?

I'm just girl
I'm not a victim of the world
That's all that you'll let me be!
I'm just a girl, forced to be gun free
Your laws are dumb
Makes me worry some

I'm just a girl, want my weaponry
I won't succumb to attacks on person…
I'm just a girl, with technology
I won't become meat for Attila's huns
I'm just a girl, I'm not a sheep
Best defense I'll use more than shotguns

Joe… I've had it up to!
Joe… I won't obey you!
Joe… I've had it up to here...



...

My first song

Why Breda is not a sheep

This song is for her (and all the other chicks with guns.)

3 comments:

  1. Pure Win! My songs are usually vulgar and about 'roids, like Ring's on Fire and Bunghole (Banana Boat).

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  2. No Doubt, this is an awesome post MSJ!

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