Fake but Awesome

Do you know what the six coolest words in the Queen's English are?

Brown.

Bess.

Socket.

Bayonet.

Kukri.

Blade.

Saw one with my own two eyes at the Indy 1500 gun show yesterday. Looks something like this:

old-smithy.info

Sadly these appear to be fake as hell. A tourist Kukri welded onto a socket.


This one is also fake, but a much more accurate fake. (OK reproduction.)

You can find more info here.

Even worse I know it is fake but I still want it badly...